— Services & pricing
Every price on this page is fixed and published. No hourly rate, no setup fee, no minimum term, and nothing here is an add-on to something else here.
They're grouped by what they're for, not by what they cost. If you don't know which one you need, that's exactly what the diagnostic is for — it ends by naming the next piece of work.
Jobs under €500 run half to start and half on delivery. €500 and over splits into three, and the middle payment is tied to something you can actually see rather than to a date in a calendar.
The groups below answer what. This answers how far — because the honest first question is usually how much of the business is in question, not which product to buy.
Brand, content or launch — one defined piece, decided and written down.
It isn't one thing, and fixing the parts separately stopped working.
Two of these look similar and aren't. Brand concept €995 is the deciding — positioning, audience, the reason to choose you, voice and messaging, visual direction and the central idea, worked up far enough to sign off. Brand foundation €1,500 is implementation-ready — the same decisions plus the production files: design tokens, editable templates, print-ready artwork, the fuller set of applications and the rules for rolling it out. If you have a designer or a printer waiting, you want the foundation. If you're deciding what the thing is, start with the concept.
Everybody plans the launch. Almost nobody plans the Tuesday after it — and day two is always quieter than day one. The plan for that is written in advance, before anyone is disappointed enough to start discounting.
Three weeks. Needs a date before anything else, because everything is built backwards from it.
T-30 Date fixed. The list built.
T-21 Announcement, written three ways.
T-14 Countdown starts. Staff briefed.
T-7 Everything schedulable, scheduled.
Day One job: be present.
+7 The quiet-day plan.
+30 Stop / start / continue.
What it's for
Six weeks, in order: the diagnosis first, then what you sell and what you charge, then how it looks and sounds, then a quarter of content, then a date to relaunch on — and a 30/60/90 you're left holding. Nothing gets designed until the offer is signed off, because design built on an offer that's about to change is work done twice.
It is one engagement containing the parts the business needs, not five separate packages stapled together. Where a part is already sound, the time goes into the parts that aren't.
The order is the product. Anyone can sell you a diagnosis, a brand and a content plan. Selling them in sequence, where each one is allowed to change the brief for the next, is the thing you can't buy in pieces.
Not sure it's all of it? The €650 diagnostic will tell you, and it comes off the price if you go ahead within a month.
A retainer is strategy, planning, written content and a performance review. To be plain about the boundary: I don't take the photographs, I don't publish as you, I don't manage ad budgets, and I don't log into or operate your accounts. I brief the shoot, write the month, and you or your staff press publish — which is what keeps the account sounding like a person who works there.
If you're not sure
There are no bundles any more, because the offers above already contain what the old bundles stapled together. There is an order, though.
The first impression review. Two days, no call, and it comes off the price of anything you book within a month. The cheapest way to find out whether we think the same way.
First impression reviewThe business diagnostic. The whole thing read once against eight headings, with a 30/60/90 at the end. It is a complete piece of work in itself — you leave with a written plan whether or not you ever buy anything else from me.
Business diagnosticThe Business Reset. Six weeks, in order, one business at a time. It is not a discount for buying several things at once — it costs about what the parts cost. What you cannot buy separately is the order, where each stage is allowed to change the brief for the next.
The Business ResetBuild your own quote
Nothing here sends me an email — it’s for your own arithmetic. Ranges show at the lower figure, and the retainers show as monthly.
Under €500: half up front, half on delivery. €500 and over: three equal payments. Retainers are invoiced monthly in advance and you can stop any month.
What a month actually looks like
The point of the shape is that everything lands before the month it covers, not during it.
How it works
You tell me what you sell and what isn't working. I tell you which level it's at — or that it isn't a job for me, which happens and is free.
Fixed, from the published list. A scope with a date on it. No hourly rate, nothing that grows quietly, no minimum term.
Then the part you're paying for: counting, walking it as a customer, reading it against your own numbers.
Not four rounds of questions. A finished piece of thinking you can disagree with, and a conversation about the bits you disagree with.
Every file, no licence, no restriction, whether we keep working together or not. Nothing is held back to make you come again.
Jobs under €500 run 50% to start and 50% on delivery. €500 and over splits into three equal payments — a third to start, a third at an agreed midpoint you can actually see, and a third on delivery. Everything I make is yours to keep and reuse, with no licence and no restriction. If a piece of work genuinely isn't what we agreed I'll rework it; if it still isn't, I'll refund the balance and you keep the deposit's worth of work.
Every price on this page is the price. I am not registered for VAT, so there is nothing to add to it. If that changes I will say so here before it changes on an invoice.
Before you go further
What I don't do
Paid advertising. I plan and write; I don't run budgets or bid on anything. If ads are your bottleneck the audit will say so, and you'll want somebody else.
Photography. I brief every shot — the setup, the light, the order of the afternoon — and I'll point you at photographers near you who shoot that way, with no fee moving in either direction. I won't pretend a stock photo of somebody else's business is yours.
Posting as though I were you. You or your staff press publish, so the account keeps sounding like a person who works there.
Drawing logos from scratch. The brand work decides palette, type, voice and how it's all set. Where a mark needs carving or drawing properly I'll say so, and bring in someone who does that.
Not sure which one? Start with the call. I'll tell you whether you need a review, a diagnostic, a defined project — or nothing from me at all.
— Start here
Fifteen minutes, no pitch. If I'm the right person you'll have a price in writing the same week.
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